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Cock-o-Nut Lime Cockshell

Sale price£4.49

 

Oh look, here's another image of Ross climbing a coconut tree naked! Only time time, instead of having coconuts, raspberries, or any other fruit hanging out, I have a lovely pair of limes.


Again, I would like to remind people that this is a serious business that has actual employees with official contracts and pension plans. Fuck me.

 

Actual Scent: Coconut Lime.

 

Cockshell Details

Our Cockshells are basically 6 cube clamshells with little dicks on the cubes. Much like our Teddy Clamshells that have a Teddy on the cube, these just have cocks. Because people love cocks. Well, some do at least.

Size: Is that what everyone wants to know when it comes to a Cock(shell)? How big is it? Does it matter, though? It's not about the size, right? But our Cockshells are the same size as our Teddy Clamshells and weigh around 65-70g! It's big enough to get the job done.

Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer! Sometimes glitter is used too and that's bio-degradable.

Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.

We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.

Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!