Flowerbomb (Viktor&Rolf) Extra Large Teddy Clamshell – Teddy Eva Scents

Flowerbomb Extra Large Teddy Clamshell

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Type: Clamshell
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Bare with me a second while I fire up Google so I can see what the hell Flowerbomb is...

Right, apparently it's a perfume from a couple of geezers called Viktor&Rolf. My first question is probably a very obvious one: why is it Viktor&Rolf and not Viktor & Rolf? Is it one man who happens to have a "&" sign in his name? Or do they really like each other? I'm sorry, me and Rachel are married, but I still consider us Ross & Rachel not Ross&Rachel. Maybe we've been missing a trick this entire time!

Oh yeah... what does it smell like?

So yeah... Flowerbomb, no word of a lie, smells like:

 

The perfume section of the airport

Which makes sense given the fact that it is an "eau de parfum" after all. But you know when you're bored in the airport (No Ross, we've had Covid you cock) and you're sniffing all the perfumes that you probably won't buy. After a while you go nose-blind and they all start smelling the same. Well this is what you're now smelling: Flowerbomb.

That doesn't mean it's bad by the way. I actually like it. It's a sweet flowery sort of smell. I was expecting gunpowder and fire, but they totally lied when calling it Flowerbomb. Those bastards.

 

 

Extra-Large Teddy Clamshell Details

Size: Our Extra-Large Clamshells are basically the same design as our Teddy Clamshells only slightly bigger! With the regular sized Teddy Clamshell you'll get around 65-70g of wax, with these, you'll get 100g! So this is probably a good option if you know you REALLY like a scent, and want a good amount of it!

If you want to try a bunch of different ones to know which scents you'll like, then why not try the Teddy Pots instead!

Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer!

Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.

We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.

Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!

If you're reading this then chances are you're wondering about what our delivery services are like and how long things might take to arrive. I'll give you a simple version and then I'll break it down a little more:

Dispatch time:

Usually anywhere from 1-5 Days depending on order volumes, when you order and our availability up the unit. If you order on the night of a restock then your dispatch time might be longer than if you order a few weeks later.

How are orders sent:

Our standard delivery is Royal Mail second class. That's basically all we offer as we honestly find it to be a sufficient enough service. We do occasionally send items tracked - usually higher value ones - and orders over 2kg will usually go via DPD.

If you ask for a TikTok video:

On the off chance you were to request a packaging video on TikTok - feel free to do so via the order notes if you want one, don't forget to leave your @ though! - then you order may take longer to arrive. This is mainly due to the fact that these orders tend to be skipped by Rachel & Jenny and left for me - as in Ross - to do. There's no guarantee that it'll get packed on TikTok, but it may take a little longer to be sent.

If you have any questions related to the delivery of orders, then feel free to get in touch via the "Contact Us" page.