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Avobath Teddy Clamshell

Sale price£4.99

I'm gonna hope that some of you reading this aren't sat there going "What the hell is Avobath?" because that's exactly what I thought when I saw it. But apparently it's some sort of bath bomb type scent from a well known cosmetic brand who's name I am not at liberty to say. Let's just say, this one smells proper lush, butt.

Get it?

Anyway...

This one very much has a "fizzy" smell to it. It's supposed to smell of avocado - hence the name "Avo" - but I don't really smell avocado. Nor do I bloody want to.

That's more of that modern shit where people wanna bang an avocado into everything. STOP IT. Avocados are crap. You buy them, they're hard and unusable, when you're ready to use them they're mushy and horrible.

In fairness, Tesco used to sell them sliced and frozen so they were alright. But they still tasted of avocado, so hardly a win.

 

Avobath Teddy Clamshell Details

  • Size: Our Teddy Clamshells weigh around 85g and should get you around 100 hours of burn time.
  • If you're unsure about trying our clamshells, then why not try our Teddy Pots instead!
  • Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer!
  • Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.
  • We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.
  • Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!
Avobath Teddy Clamshell
Avobath Teddy Clamshell Sale price£4.99