Just another day at Teddy Eva Scents where Ross is editing his naked arse onto the Empire State Building with King Kong on his foot.
I will remind you once again that this is an actual business.
Perhaps it's a good idea that I don't do drugs.
Actual Scent: Apple. You could've bought a clamshell with lovely apples on it. Instead you have this.
Our Cockshells are basically 6 cube clamshells with little dicks on the cubes. Much like our Teddy Clamshells that have a Teddy on the cube, these just have cocks. Because people love cocks. Well, some do at least.
Size: Is that what everyone wants to know when it comes to a Cock(shell)? How big is it? Does it matter, though? It's not about the size, right? But our Cockshells are actually BIGGER than our Teddy Clamshells and weigh around 70-75g! It's big enough to get the job done.
Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer! Sometimes glitter is used too and that's bio-degradable.
Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.
We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.
Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!
If you're reading this then chances are you're wondering about what our delivery services are like and how long things might take to arrive. I'll give you a simple version and then I'll break it down a little more:
Usually anywhere from 2-5 Days depending on order volumes. If you order ON the night of a restock, or the days following, then your dispatch time WILL be longer than if you order a few weeks later. So restock dispatch times are anywhere from 2 to 10 working days from when you order. I wish we could get them out quicker but we are a small team and stick to the same ethic of making every order personal.
How are orders sent:
All of our orders are sent via Royal Mail and the majority of them will be sent Tracked 48. If you spend over £30 then this will be Tracked. Other than that, we are starting to send ALL orders Tracked too.
If you ask for a TikTok video:
On the off chance you were to request a packaging video on TikTok - feel free to do so via the order notes if you want one, don't forget to leave your @ though! - then your order will very likely take longer to arrive.
This is mainly due to the fact that these orders tend to be skipped by Rachel & Jenny and left for me - as in Ross - to do. There's no guarantee that it'll get packed on TikTok, but it may take a little longer to be sent. I do try my best to get as many done as I can, but sometimes I just can't do them.
If you have any questions related to the delivery of orders, then feel free to get in touch via the "Contact Us" page.
Weights: Weights are approximates but more often than not the actual weight will be more than what we have listed. The quoted weigh on items is for the wax itself and doesn't include the clamshell weight. Feel free to pop the wax out on a weighing scale and check.
CLP & Safety: All wax melts are CLP compliant and we are fully insured. CLPs are available on each product before you purchase via the images, any questions the feel free to get in touch.