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The Shocker Cockshell

Sale price£4.49

Anyone else like dipping it in the back end before having a sneaky dip in the front?

NO! That's bad!

You should always consider the brown sauce as the final destination. Sure you can play around with that sausage and take it where you want. But once it enters that brown sauce that's it, you're done.

Or perhaps you colour code your hands? Left hand for pink donuts, right hand for the chocolate ones?

Maybe you even like getting all up close and personal with that chocolate covered donut and giving it a licking. Nothing wrong with licking a donut before eating it. Just don't do it in public or people will think you're weird.

Right... is that enough shit sexual innuendos for this one? Or do you want some "two in the pink" type chat? No... good. Let's all move on.

Ps. I'm proud of this image.


Actual Scent: Crispy Marshmallows. Because you take your marshmallow and dip it in the chocolate.


Cockshell Details

Our Cockshells are basically 6 cube clamshells with little dicks on the cubes. Much like our Teddy Clamshells that have a Teddy on the cube, these just have cocks. Because people love cocks. Well, some do at least.

Size: Is that what everyone wants to know when it comes to a Cock(shell)? How big is it? Does it matter, though? It's not about the size, right? But our Cockshells are actually BIGGER than our Teddy Clamshells and weigh around 70-75g! It's big enough to get the job done.

Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer! Sometimes glitter is used too and that's bio-degradable.

Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.

We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.

Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!

The Shocker Cockshell
The Shocker Cockshell Sale price£4.49