I'm sorry! There could be many of you out there going "MATE WTF IS THIS!" and that's ok. This is part of the reason why I love this business. Something silly can happen via TikTok, and all of a sudden I'm making a wax melt called Gush Fluid. I literally get to have fun with all of this and do whatever I fancy doing.
So if you like the idea of making your house smell very sexy, then perhaps you wanna go for this one. Or perhaps you're just after a gift for your great aunt. If you are, then she'll love this.
Actual Scent: 50 Shades
Our Cockshells are basically 6 cube clamshells with little dicks on the cubes. Much like our Teddy Clamshells that have a Teddy on the cube, these just have cocks. Because people love cocks. Well, some do at least.
Size: Is that what everyone wants to know when it comes to a Cock(shell)? How big is it? Does it matter, though? It's not about the size, right? But our Cockshells are the same size as our Teddy Clamshells and weigh around 65-70g! It's big enough to get the job done.
Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer! Sometimes glitter is used too and that's bio-degradable.
Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.
We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.
Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!
If you're reading this then chances are you're wondering about what our delivery services are like and how long things might take to arrive. I'll give you a simple version and then I'll break it down a little more:
Usually anywhere from 1-5 Days depending on order volumes, when you order and our availability up the unit. If you order on the night of a restock then your dispatch time might be longer than if you order a few weeks later.
How are orders sent:
Our standard delivery is Royal Mail second class. That's basically all we offer as we honestly find it to be a sufficient enough service. We do occasionally send items tracked - usually higher value ones - and orders over 2kg will usually go via DPD.
If you ask for a TikTok video:
On the off chance you were to request a packaging video on TikTok - feel free to do so via the order notes if you want one, don't forget to leave your @ though! - then you order may take longer to arrive. This is mainly due to the fact that these orders tend to be skipped by Rachel & Jenny and left for me - as in Ross - to do. There's no guarantee that it'll get packed on TikTok, but it may take a little longer to be sent.
If you have any questions related to the delivery of orders, then feel free to get in touch via the "Contact Us" page.