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Misery Mallow

Sale price£4.99

Have you ever looked at a marshmallow and just been so utterly depressed by the sight of it that you've just wanted to fall into the abyss and die? Of course not. Everyone loves marshmallows.

Actually, I hate them. They're genuinely horrific. Toasted ones are overrated bollocks, and we all know it. They're so bastard sugary that you just get a mad headache if you eat many. They're proper sticky and kids always smash them into balls then half eat them and get it everywhere. They're shit. I can't stand them.

What does Misery Mallow smell like?

Misery Mallow is actually the most emo scent EVER - Marshmallow mixed with candy floss. Need I say more?

Misery Mallow Wax Melt Details

  • Size: Our Teddy Pots are small sample-sized wax melts that should be around 15-17g and get you 20+ hours. Meanwhile the clamshells are around 85g and should last over 100 hours.
  • Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer!
  • Vegan & Cruelty Free: Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.
  • We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.
  • Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!
Misery Mallow
Misery Mallow Sale price£4.99