Blackberries

There are two types of people. The one who hears "Blackberry" and thinks of the fruit and the other who thinks of the phone. Do people still know what a BlackBerry was? Or is it like MySpace and Bebo and just utterly dead to the younger generation?

Anyway... this is a wax melt.

What do Blackberries smell like?

Honestly, I'm gonna have to slap someone if I have to describe another fruit named wax melt with such an obvious name.

Right. It's called BLACKBERRIES. Meaning it's gonna smell all fruity and berry-ish. Just stop asking me these sorts of questions. It's been a long day and my fingers are getting irritated at the keyboard, which really isn't your problem.

Like I know in 18 months time I'm going to read this back and go "Ross! People are reading this because they genuinely just want to know about the sodding product" - but whatever future Ross, it's alright for you with your older kids who listen isn't it? Yeah?

Bet you've got better with age as well, haven't you? You have that sexy older man vibe going on whilst I'm stuck here in my early-to-mid 30s you pompous pretentious pillock.

I told him.

Blackberries Wax Melt Details

• Size: Our Teddy Pots are small sample-sized wax melts that should be around 15-17g and get you 20+ hours. Meanwhile the clamshells are around 85g and should last over 100 hours.
• Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer!
• Vegan & Cruelty Free: Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.
• We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.
• Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!