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Hung Aching Wood Cockshell

Sale price£4.49


If you're a lover of Winnie the Pooh and you feel like your childhood is a little bit violated then I feel you.


Sorry that the image on this is a little bit shit, but again... how the FUCK can I make a classy image for HUNG ACHING WOOD! Find a man with a massive cock and invite him into the woods for a photo shoot? Aye, sounds fucking splendid.

Oh, why not just head into the woods myself and take the image!?


Also... sorry for the lazy editing... but I just can't bring myself to spend a shit load of time editing Winnie the Pooh with a massive cock. I've somehow managed to keep this somewhat classy.

Shit. But classy.


Actual Scent: Hundred Acre Wood. Honey mixed with woodiness. Honestly, it's a good one.


Cockshell Details

Our Cockshells are basically 6 cube clamshells with little dicks on the cubes. Much like our Teddy Clamshells that have a Teddy on the cube, these just have cocks. Because people love cocks. Well, some do at least.

Size: Is that what everyone wants to know when it comes to a Cock(shell)? How big is it? Does it matter, though? It's not about the size, right? But our Cockshells are actually BIGGER than our Teddy Clamshells and weigh around 70-75g! It's big enough to get the job done.

Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer! Sometimes glitter is used too and that's bio-degradable.

Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.

We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.

Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!

Hung Aching Wood Cockshell
Hung Aching Wood Cockshell Sale price£4.49