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Jizz & Tonic Cockshell

Sale price$6.00

 

Do you like it when you're at the bar with a lovely gin & tonic and someone comes along and... well comes into your drink?

If you said "YES" to that question then WHAT FUCKING BARS ARE YOU GOING TO!

Although I can't say much. I'm the fucking weirdo selling something called Jizz & Tonic. Imagine this shit ending up on the Apprentice and me explaining this business to Lord Sugar. Would be good shits and giggles mind.

Actual Scent: Gin & Tonic. Much better without jizz. I'm guessing.

 

Cockshell Details

Our Cockshells are basically 6 cube clamshells with little dicks on the cubes. Much like our Teddy Clamshells that have a Teddy on the cube, these just have cocks. Because people love cocks. Well, some do at least.

Size: Is that what everyone wants to know when it comes to a Cock(shell)? How big is it? Does it matter, though? It's not about the size, right? But our Cockshells are the same size as our Teddy Clamshells and weigh around 65-70g! It's big enough to get the job done.

Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer! Sometimes glitter is used too and that's bio-degradable.

Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.

We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.

Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!

Jizz & Tonic Cockshell
Jizz & Tonic Cockshell Sale price$6.00