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Lavendick Cockshell

Sale price£4.49


Do you like flowers and cock? To be fair, sometimes the one does lead to the other. But no one really buys someone lavender do they? Like as flowers go, it's never really used as an actual flower, right? You never go into someone's house and see it in the vase.

As for "relaxing" shit, well it's full of sodding lavender.

I still think cock is more relaxing - at least after - than lavender is. Email Rachel and ask what she'd prefer.


Actual Scent: Lavender. But with cock.


Cockshell Details

Our Cockshells are basically 6 cube clamshells with little dicks on the cubes. Much like our Teddy Clamshells that have a Teddy on the cube, these just have cocks. Because people love cocks. Well, some do at least.

Size: Is that what everyone wants to know when it comes to a Cock(shell)? How big is it? Does it matter, though? It's not about the size, right? But our Cockshells are actually BIGGER than our Teddy Clamshells and weigh around 70-75g! It's big enough to get the job done.

Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer! Sometimes glitter is used too and that's bio-degradable.

Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.

We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.

Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!

Lavendick Cockshell
Lavendick Cockshell Sale price£4.49