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Fresh Dickin' Cockshell

Sale price£4.49

 

Do you like some fresh dick? Well it's probably better than 4 day old, unwashed sweaty dick. So if you do, then you might like this wax melt. Not that this wax melt has anything to do with actual fresh cock. To be fair, almost any cock would smell better than this wax melt - I imagine - as Fresh Linen smells like shite.

Why are you even considering this one? The fuck are you doing? No. Just stop it.

 

 

Cockshell Details

Our Cockshells are basically 6 cube clamshells with little dicks on the cubes. Much like our Teddy Clamshells that have a Teddy on the cube, these just have cocks. Because people love cocks. Well, some do at least.

Size:

Is that what everyone wants to know when it comes to a Cock(shell)? How big is it? Does it matter, though? It's not about the size, right? But our Cockshells are actually BIGGER than our Teddy Clamshells and weigh around 70-75g! It's big enough to get the job done.

Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer! Sometimes glitter is used too and that's bio-degradable.

Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.

We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.

Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!

Fresh Dickin' Cockshell
Fresh Dickin' Cockshell Sale price£4.49