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Dick Awakening Cockshell

Sale price£4.49

Unfortunately for everyone, Rachel wouldn't let me pose for this image. She said what would be the point? Surely the joke has to be that there's an obvious lift under the sheets, and if I did it you just wouldn't notice.

HA. Small dick joke.

Nah. Rachel was all like "NAH ROSS YOURS WOULD BE LIKE PROPER MASSIVE AND STUFF!"

Anyway...

If you like stupid wax melts - or men with morning erections - then you might want this.

 

Actual Scent: Spring Awakening

 

Cockshell Details

Our Cockshells are basically 6 cube clamshells with little dicks on the cubes. Much like our Teddy Clamshells that have a Teddy on the cube, these just have cocks. Because people love cocks. Well, some do at least.

SizeIs that what everyone wants to know when it comes to a Cock(shell)? How big is it? Does it matter, though? It's not about the size, right? But our Cockshells are actually BIGGER than our Teddy Clamshells and weigh around 70-75g! It's big enough to get the job done.

Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer! Sometimes glitter is used too and that's bio-degradable.

Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.

We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.

Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!

Dick Awakening Cockshell
Dick Awakening Cockshell Sale price£4.49