Dick on a Stick
Do you like munching on some dick? What if it was also on a stick? Oh... and made of chocolate. Well welcome to the...
Dick on a Stick!
The chocolate covered penis that's also on a stick.
Wait, it's not actually a penis.
It's JUST chocolate!
DO NOT INSERT THIS
I mean I dare say you'll be safe, people have inserted weirder items. Remember the guy who shoved a glass jar up his arse? Jeez. But still. Try not to do it.