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Dicks Cockshell

Sale price£4.49

Do you ever have an idea for something and just smile to yourself thinking "fuck me that's a good idea". Well that was me with this.

I sat there thinking about how I could turn Vapour Rub into a cockshell... and there were quite a few options considering it literally has RUB already in it! And then I thought I'd keep it simple and classy. Let's just change Vicks to Dicks. And then we'll have a pot of dicks instead of Vicks.

What's that sound?

Oh, that's just the sound of applause.

Nah, in all seriousness, the image for this just looks like your moms bed stand when she tells you she's off for a nap.

Doesn't everyone want this as an actual ornament? Like I'm legit tempted to get this commissioned as an actual piece of physical artwork.


Actual Scent: Vapour rub. Equally as good as dicks at clearing your throat.


Cockshell Details

Our Cockshells are basically 6 cube clamshells with little dicks on the cubes. Much like our Teddy Clamshells that have a Teddy on the cube, these just have cocks. Because people love cocks. Well, some do at least.

Size: Is that what everyone wants to know when it comes to a Cock(shell)? How big is it? Does it matter, though? It's not about the size, right? But our Cockshells are actually BIGGER than our Teddy Clamshells and weigh around 70-75g! It's big enough to get the job done.

Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer! Sometimes glitter is used too and that's bio-degradable.

Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.

We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.

Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!

Dicks Cockshell
Dicks Cockshell Sale price£4.49