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Gummy Condoms

Sale price£3.99

 

I have no idea what a condom is. Apparently you put it on the end of your cock and it stops babies and diseases and shit. I should buy some I guess. Not to stop the diseases. We're in a proper monogamous relationship so we're both safe.

Like we do the sex lots of times, but we do it safely - at least in terms of protection - and we shouldn't get like gonorrhea or anything.

Not that this will stop you from catching it. Like these aren't REAL condoms. You can still put it on your dick and have someone eat it from you - little Saturday night idea for you. But it won't stop the babies. Or the chlamydia.

Sorry.

 

Gummy Condoms

10 individually wrapped Strawberry & cream flavoured jellies

Weight: 75g