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In-Dick-Tus Cockshell

Sale price$6.00

Have you ever looked at a bottle of perfume or aftershave and gone "I tell you what, that would look wicked if it had a big dick coming out of the top of it!"?

Well me and you share similar thoughts.

Let me introduce to you In-Dick-Tus!

It's basically one of those aftershave type things that Pacco Rabanna does. Is it any good? It has a dick coming out of the bottle, who cares if it's any good!?


Actual Scent: Invincible. Although technically Invictus by Pacco Rabanne. Soz mate.


Cockshell Details

Our Cockshells are basically 6 cube clamshells with little dicks on the cubes. Much like our Teddy Clamshells that have a Teddy on the cube, these just have cocks. Because people love cocks. Well, some do at least.

Size: Is that what everyone wants to know when it comes to a Cock(shell)? How big is it? Does it matter, though? It's not about the size, right? But our Cockshells are the same size as our Teddy Clamshells and weigh around 65-70g! It's big enough to get the job done.

Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer! Sometimes glitter is used too and that's bio-degradable.

Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.

We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.

Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!

In-Dick-Tus Cockshell
In-Dick-Tus Cockshell Sale price$6.00