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La Vie est Belle
Right, I'll be honest, I have no idea what "La Vie est Belle" is, who makes it, or what it is in English. I'm gonna take my £10 and have a guess at it being some old French man with a fetish for sugary flowers. I'm off to Google. Wish me luck!
What does La Vie est Belle smell like?
Apparently it's by some French dude called Olivier Polge. Google doesn't mention any sort of sugary flower fetish but I'll assume it's true.
Oh, and it's French for "Life is Beautiful" so for anyone out there with a penis, just know that "Bellend" should really mean beautiful. So your penis is quite literally beautiful!
Oh, as for what it smells like...
Just picture a bed of flowers that have managed to uproot themselves, they've then gone and made love to some fruit, perhaps strawberries and raspberries - not my choice but there we go - they then proceeded to roll around in sugar before leaving the scene using a stick of vanilla as a crutch.
At least that's what I smell.
La Vie est Belle Wax Melt Details
- Size: Our Teddy Pots are small sample-sized wax melts that should be around 15-17g and get you 20+ hours. Meanwhile the clamshells are around 85g and should last over 100 hours.
- Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer!
- Vegan & Cruelty Free: Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.
- We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.
- Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!
UNITED KINGDOM:
Timeframe: 2-4 days
Cost: £3.75 (Free over £30)
Shipping method: Royal Mail Tracked 48
International Orders:
Shipping method: Royal Mail International Service
Note:
Only items under 2kg can be shipped internationally. Orders over 2kg may require adjustments.
Possible customs charges apply as we are not registered for the IOSS service.