Lime Basil & Man-Dangling Cockshell

Let's be honest, if I asked you to imagine a lovely pair of limes or mandarins, chances are you're now picturing some bollocks. Sorry about that. So what better way to present the classic Jo Malone scent of Lime Basil & Mandarin than by giving you a naked man with a set of mandarins for testicles and an excessively long lime penis.

"Compensating for something there are we, Ross? 🧐"

Oh piss off. Well if I made it really small it would look silly.

"Because the image as it is looks highly professional instead?"

Oh piss off again.

Actual Scent: Lime Basil & Mandarin

Cockshell Details

Our Cockshells are basically 6 cube clamshells with little dicks on the cubes. Much like our Teddy Clamshells that have a Teddy on the cube, these just have cocks. Because people love cocks. Well, some do at least.

Size: Is that what everyone wants to know when it comes to a Cock(shell)? How big is it? Does it matter, though? It's not about the size, right? But our Cockshells are the same size as our Teddy Clamshells and weigh around 65-70g! It's big enough to get the job done.

Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer! Sometimes glitter is used too and that's bio-degradable.

Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.

We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.

Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!