Mint Cocklate Cockshell

Ever wanted to see a chocolate bar pull out his big ol' chocolatey cock and spunk on an unsuspecting mint leaf?

OHHHHHH JUST FUCKING ME AGAIN!

Fuck off the lot of you. I thought this was going to be one of those things where everyone goes "OH ME TOO!!" But no. Just me and my weird silly thoughts. Fuck sake.

Actual Scent: Mint Chocolate. Chocolate isn't the only thing you're getting after 8. Good joke? Nah that's a shite one.

Cockshell Details

Our Cockshells are basically 6 cube clamshells with little dicks on the cubes. Much like our Teddy Clamshells that have a Teddy on the cube, these just have cocks. Because people love cocks. Well, some do at least.

Size: Is that what everyone wants to know when it comes to a Cock(shell)? How big is it? Does it matter, though? It's not about the size, right? But our Cockshells are actually BIGGER than our Teddy Clamshells and weigh around 70-75g! It's big enough to get the job done.

Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer! Sometimes glitter is used too and that's bio-degradable.

Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.

We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.

Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!