Murderous Mallow

Ever fantasied over getting murdered by a marshmallow? Look, we all have kinks and fantasies, so don't deny those feelings when you're staring at a squidgy little white marshmallow, just let it happen. Luckily, nothing weird is going to happen here, this is just a wax melt. 

What does Murderous Mallow smell like?

So when I read these highly professional product descriptions that barely anyone is going to read - big up to you if you're reading this, which you obviously are - I like to have the wax melt under my nose left open.

Obviously it's not melted, I don't sit here with a fire going, but I like getting the cold throw circulating in my nostrils like some pompous wine taster. And with this one I just get this sexy, sweet-smelling caramel hitting my face holes.

It's rather pleasant. To be honest, I'm almost disappointed. I was expecting murder, gore, and a little bit of blood. Not caramel gooeyness.

Murderous Mallow Wax Melt Details

• Size: Our Teddy Pots are small sample-sized wax melts that should be around 15-17g and get you 20+ hours. Meanwhile the clamshells are around 85g and should last over 100 hours.
• Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer!
• Vegan & Cruelty Free: Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.
• We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.
• Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!