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Penis Pasta

Sale price£4.75 Regular price£4.99

Do you love penis but also love Italian food? Then perhaps you'd like to kill two birds with one stone and fill your mouth with some penis shaped pasta!

Are you more into your bollockgnese than your bolognese? Perhaps you prefer the peennis pasta instead of the penne? Do you love a bit of Tortel-long dick? Is that enough puns? I'm sorry.

Penis Shaped Pasta

If you're looking for a one of those silly novelty gifts, then this might just be the thing you're looking for.

You'll get 200g of hard penis pasta - It does go soft when cooked don't worry. Which should be enough to fill even the most hungry of mouths.

Oh, and if pasta shaped like a penis doesn't quite cut it, then perhaps you want to look at the other naughty extras that we have on offer.

Safety Information: 

Suitable for Vegetarians. Produced in a factory and on a production lines that handles Wheat.

Penis Pasta Ingredients:

  • Durum Wheat semolina.
Penis Pasta
Penis Pasta Sale price£4.75 Regular price£4.99