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Rampant Rhubarb Cockshell

Sale price£4.49


Have you ever looked at a rhubarb & custard sweet and gone "tell you what, that would look pretty good with a Ben Askren hair cut, some sexy arms, stick legs and a small cock!"

No? Whhhaaaaat!! Only me!?

Well here's Rampant Rhubarb.


My gamertag on Xbox Live back in the day was actually - and still is active apparently - Rampant Ross. I was like 15 at the time, I probably didn't know what a Rampant Rabbit was. I just thought it sounded cool. It still does.


Actual Scent: Rhubarb & Custard. Hard and sweet. Just like a penis.


Cockshell Details

Our Cockshells are basically 6 cube clamshells with little dicks on the cubes. Much like our Teddy Clamshells that have a Teddy on the cube, these just have cocks. Because people love cocks. Well, some do at least.

Size: Is that what everyone wants to know when it comes to a Cock(shell)? How big is it? Does it matter, though? It's not about the size, right? But our Cockshells are actually BIGGER than our Teddy Clamshells and weigh around 70-75g! It's big enough to get the job done.

Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer! Sometimes glitter is used too and that's bio-degradable.

Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.

We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.

Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!

Rampant Rhubarb Cockshell
Rampant Rhubarb Cockshell Sale price£4.49