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Sex on the Beach Teddy Clamshell

Sale price$7.00

Do you like having sex on the beach? Ah wait, hang on! Don't go reading that the wrong way. I'm on about having the sex on the beach COCKTAIL. Well this is the wax melt version of the popular cocktail. Having actual sex on the beach is probably illegal.

What does Sex on the Beach smell like?

Probably sand mixed with tuna and sea salt I expect. That's a joke! Nah, sex on the beach contains vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice and cranberry juice. So I'm gonna go out on a huge limb here and say it'll smell something like that.

Side note: The design on this is fairly tame compared to what it could've been. Honestly, I wanted to do it where the couple in the background where just viciously doggying, but we're a super sensibly company and all that stuff.

Nah, we should totally do this as a cockshell. I just need to find a couple to shag on the beach for a photo.

Sex on the Beach Teddy Clamshell Details

  • Size: Our Teddy Clamshells weigh around 85-90g and should last around 100 hours.
  • Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer!
  • Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.
  • We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.
  • Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!
Sex on the Beach Teddy Clamshell
Sex on the Beach Teddy Clamshell Sale price$7.00